A Non-Smut Smutlet
Well, I'm not 25 anymore, but I could try.
Spoilers: None
Ratings: R
Characters: Josh/Donna
Fandom: West Wing
Pair: J/D
Disclaimer: Not mine
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"Josh… that was… that was… oh my god, that was incredible!"
"Yes!"
"Don't gloat."
"But my woman just had the best orgasm of her life, all thanks to me. I think I've earned the right to gloat."
"Possibly, but that still doesn't make it attractive."
"Face it, Donna, you always find me… mmmmph! What was that for?"
"Always finding you attractive."
"You wanted to shut me up, didn't you?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Sarcasm is so unattractive on you."
"But, Josh, I thought you always found me attractive?"
"Touche."
"So where exactly did you learn to do that?"
"You want to do it again?"
"Really? So soon?"
"Well, I'm not 25 anymore, but I could try."
"Or you could…you know."
"You know? I… oh! Donna! After we've…? Ewww! No. No, no, no, no."
"You're such a baby. I can shower first, if that will help."
"A shower? Maybe. Can I help?"
"Help?"
"With the hair washing and stuff."
"Will you scrub my back?"
"I'll scrub any part you want."
"Let's go."
"Um, Donna?"
"Yeah?"
"What are you doing?"
"Getting up to take a shower."
"You were serious?"
"You weren't?"
"But… now?"
"Yes."
"But I thought we were going to bask in the afterglow or… something."
"You've been hanging around Sam too much."
"I have not! All I said was… Oh god. I have."
"I think it's sweet."
"Ugh. Sweet. That's almost as bad as sounding like Sam."
"It is not. I like it."
Disclaimer: Sorkins, not mine.
Notes: Intopolitics was having a long, boring, blah day and asked for amusement. I offered to write her a smut ficlet. It didn't quite get smutty, but..
"Josh… that was… that was… oh my god, that was incredible!"
"Yes!"
"Don't gloat."
"But my woman just had the best orgasm of her life, all thanks to me. I think I've earned the right to gloat."
"Possibly, but that still doesn't make it attractive."
"Face it, Donna, you always find me… mmmmph! What was that for?"
"Always finding you attractive."
"You wanted to shut me up, didn't you?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Sarcasm is so unattractive on you."
"But, Josh, I thought you always found me attractive?"
"Touche."
"So where exactly did you learn to do that?"
"You want to do it again?"
"Really? So soon?"
"Well, I'm not 25 anymore, but I could try."
"Or you could…you know."
"You know? I… oh! Donna! After we've…? Ewww! No. No, no, no, no."
"You're such a baby. I can shower first, if that will help."
"A shower? Maybe. Can I help?"
"Help?"
"With the hair washing and stuff."
"Will you scrub my back?"
"I'll scrub any part you want."
"Let's go."
"Um, Donna?"
"Yeah?"
"What are you doing?"
"Getting up to take a shower."
"You were serious?"
"You weren't?"
"But… now?"
"Yes."
"But I thought we were going to bask in the afterglow or… something."
"You've been hanging around Sam too much."
"I have not! All I said was… Oh god. I have."
"I think it's sweet."
"Ugh. Sweet. That's almost as bad as sounding like Sam."
"It is not. I like it."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Then… mmmph! What was /that/ one for?"
"Because you're sweet. And because apparently your body doesn't know you're not 25 anymore."
"Hey, look at that. So Donna, you want to try that thing again? Mmmmph. I'll take that as a yes."
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